So I was at Target today when over the loud speaker, I hear:

Attention, Target employees. Get ready for the blitz…get ready for the blitz.

Blog-worthy? No? K, sorry.

Anyway, I’m a stupid tired bitch right now (parse that however you like). Next week I’m off to Keuka Lake, where I probably won’t have internet access and cell phone reception might be poo…but maybe this is a good thing.

I am a little sad I won’t be here to witness Nelly’s triumphant return like everyone else. Welcome back, Nelly! And here’s to wine and mosquitoes. Byee.